This one had me sniggering, who has time to make them up?
Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. She
was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way home they
stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum. He
asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole," she said. "I'm the one
with the nuts," he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked into
a hotel and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light
for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her
Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks, then he showed
her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs. Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any
Jelly Babies so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her
Party Ring. He was quite pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was
a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled
out, his king size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he
needed a Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very
appetising. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off
by giving her a Gob Stopper. Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home
to his wife, Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned
out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett who apparently had Allsorts!