Champagne brunch at Dannyboy's house

Shambolic. The "champagne" consisted of Tizer that had been open three days ago. The menu said "lobster", but this turned out to be lobster favoured crisps. The meat was pepperami (bit of an animal btw) and there was also a half-eaten pot noodle to consume. The entertainment consisted of Dannyboy pointing at aeroplanes out of the window and murmuring, "Look at that big bird up there!". Shocking.

Time: 9am to 2am, seven days a week
Cost: HKD 10
Rating: 1/10

haha...

Janek wrote:

Shambolic. The "champagne" consisted of Tizer that had been open three days ago. The menu said "lobster", but this turned out to be lobster favoured crisps. The meat was pepperami (bit of an animal btw) and there was also a half-eaten pot noodle to consume. The entertainment consisted of Dannyboy pointing at aeroplanes out of the window and murmuring, "Look at that big bird up there!". Shocking.

Time: 9am to 2am, seven days a week
Cost: HKD 10
Rating: 1/10

I smell something fishy here. My tiny one room flat has become a house! I could NEVER afford Tizer...I didn't even know you could get it here. The lobsters have never favoured my crisps neither, I am also far too classy for pepperami and/or pot noodles (unlike a certain Mr Reynolds-Huddlestone). And if you think I can see any sky from my apartment, you must be 'shrooming.

I feel the champagne, caviar and truffles have left you distant from real life in a 1 room "apartment" in deepest, darkest wanchai, good sir.

DannyBoy wrote:

Janek wrote:

Shambolic. The "champagne" consisted of Tizer that had been open three days ago. The menu said "lobster", but this turned out to be lobster favoured crisps. The meat was pepperami (bit of an animal btw) and there was also a half-eaten pot noodle to consume. The entertainment consisted of Dannyboy pointing at aeroplanes out of the window and murmuring, "Look at that big bird up there!". Shocking.

Time: 9am to 2am, seven days a week
Cost: HKD 10
Rating: 1/10

I smell something fishy here. My tiny one room flat has become a house! I could NEVER afford Tizer...I didn't even know you could get it here. The lobsters have never favoured my crisps neither, I am also far too classy for pepperami and/or pot noodles (unlike a certain Mr Reynolds-Huddlestone). And if you think I can see any sky from my apartment, you must be 'shrooming.

I feel the champagne, caviar and truffles have left you distant from real life in a 1 room "apartment" in deepest, darkest wanchai, good sir.

Methinks the Dannyboy doth protest too much.

I think Janek's power and influence has surely reached its apex, now that he has his own thread devoted to his champagne brunches!

DannyBoy wrote:

I think Janek's power and influence has surely reached its apex, now that he has his own thread devoted to his champagne brunches!

Just what the site was missing, I'm glad Daniel saw sense and created this outpost of culinary appreciation! Viva les champagne brunches!

Very amusing.

It's wonderful how this community can attract all sorts. From the glitzy, glamorous, high powered, champagne guzzling city lawyer to the impoverish, down trodden, cockroach infested livin slum of a student turned tea boy.

( only kidding Dannoyboy )

Janek wrote:

The one thing my empire of wealth and power was missing, I'm glad Daniel took the large wads of cash I offered him and the alluring promise of all the swingers he could handle, and created this outpost of materialistic decadence! Viva les champagne brunches! Viva Capitalism! *Thunder rolls and Lightning flashes* BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Jeeves! Bring me a serf and my whip!

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spur'don wrote:

Very amusing.

It's wonderful how this community can attract all sorts. From the glitzy, glamorous, high powered, hampagne guzzling city lawyer to the impoverish, down trodden, cockroach invested livin slum of a student turned tea boy.

( only kidding Dannoyboy )

Ouch! Really don't have any kind of rebuttal for that

You could have taken the pedantic route and pointed out "hampagne", "impoverish", cockroach invested", "livin" and DannoBoy - that's what I'd have done, embarrassed the illiterate c**t.

GDG wrote:

You could have taken the pedantic route and pointed out "hampagne", "impoverish", cockroach invested", "livin" and DannoBoy - that's what I'd have done, embarrassed the illiterate c**t.

The only problem is that being a pedant always comes round to bite you on the arse at a later date...

But I was also fairly sure you'd pick up on the aforementioned anyway

GDG wrote:

You could have taken the pedantic route and pointed out "hampagne", "impoverish", cockroach invested", "livin" and DannoBoy - that's what I'd have done, embarrassed the illiterate c**t.

Good grieve. I really should take time out to proof read messages before hitting the 'send' button.

Anyway......"illiterate c**t"....bit harsh calling a fellow yid c**t !

It was supposed to be, c**p, as in "chap", but I mis-spelled it.

GDG wrote:

It was supposed to be, c**p, as in "chap", but I mis-spelled it.

so there are two illiterate c**ts on this website.

Contrary to popular belief, misspelt is not a misspelling of misspelled.

Misspelt is a noun, and it is a reference to the soft patch of fur in the pubic region of your Miss (or Missus). Frequently encountered before a session of licksplit. (see licksplit)

Miss Jones was wearing that nasty little mini-skirt and being very foxy when she suddenly bent over and gave me a shot of misspelt. (archaic: beaver, bush, hairpie)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=misspelt+(N)

And that, I think, should earn me post of the year.

GDG wrote:

Contrary to popular belief, misspelt is not a misspelling of misspelled.

Misspelt is a noun, and it is a reference to the soft patch of fur in the pubic region of your Miss (or Missus). Frequently encountered before a session of licksplit. (see licksplit)

Miss Jones was wearing that nasty little mini-skirt and being very foxy when she suddenly bent over and gave me a shot of misspelt. (archaic: beaver, bush, hairpie)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=misspelt+(N)

Do you have Miss Jones' number? Is she coming on the tram?

GDG wrote:

And that, I think, should earn me post of the year.

I like it.