Ferry Shit

Had a bizzarre Tom Tit on the ferry from HK to Shekou this morning. Not one for using the old kami on public transportation I was none the less in need as I had a touch of Ghandi's revenge. I was hestitant but the bog condition was ok but as I was putting the bog roll round the seat the paper kept falling off with the motion of the boat. I had to pull my pants down whilst at the same time holding the paper on the seat and looked not unlike that fat northern melt in our goal trying to collect a back pass. Once seated it was business as usual but the movement of waves added a weird surreal feeling to the whole event and I was worried one of the logs would kind of fall out of the pan. My question is to you is this - have you ever taken a dump on a boat or a plane? Have you? Was it odd? Never had a number two on a plane and would love to know what it is like. Thanks

Daniel wrote:

Never had a number two on a plane and would love to know what it is like. Thanks

Err...I imagine it is a bit....shit

Yes, I've done some unspeakable things in a plane toilet, including having a dump and making whoopee. Both are of course hampered by the lack of space and the fact any noise will be heard by the person sitting the other side of the door about 4 feet away from you.

tell me more about the plane poo. Any turbulence?

Just so you all know, the poo is contained in tanks, then emptied when the plane arrives at its destination. On rare occasions a tank leaks its contents, including a blue disinfectant, fall to earth. Because it's so cold so high up, the chunks are frozen when they land and are referred to as "blue ice." Toilet waste has been known to hit people down below. One of the first reported cases occurred on Oct. 10, 1974, when a block of blue ice pierced the roof of Erma Schuon's apartment in USA, missing her by about 6 feet. The latest incident occurred in September 2002, when blue ice crashed through the roof of Susan and Kenneth Selzer's ranch-style house in North Massapequa, N.Y.

Daniel wrote:

tell me more about the plane poo. Any turbulence?

No turbulence, just problems with flushing the damn thing down

Thats interesting Jez, I always thought they were flushed out of the plane and not stored in tanks as that huge WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH when you yank the chain seems to come from outside.

Janek wrote:

Daniel wrote:

tell me more about the plane poo. Any turbulence?

No turbulence, just problems with flushing the damn thing down

Floater?