Experiment....

Had a BBQ on Sunday, the sweetcorn has just made a re-appearance. Hows abt we all eat some sweetcorn and then see who can 'reproduce' it the quickest! No cheating, must not have monty's revenge or other ailments. Come on, who reckons they have the fastest guts on the forum?

How do you know it made a re-apperance? Do you look at your poo? This is an age old debate I have for many centuries - to look or not to look. I never look but some people do and have a good old root around in the pan after doing the do. Hey, it's your lives but for me I am in and out without ever clapping eyes my log. Heartless I know but it's how I'm living. So, therefore, I cannot partake in this competition. Sorry. My loss is someone else's gain.

I hate sweetcorn. Always throw it straight down the toilet and cut out the middleman.