The Sun headlines

Everyone knows the

FREDDY STAR ATE MY HAMSTER

but theres been some classics over the years.

My favourite was the one about the policeman who got fired for having a sex change. Next days Sun proudly proclaimed

NO NOBBY BOBBY LOSES JOBBY

My favourite sports headline was when Inverness Caledonian Thistle beat the mighty Cetic in a cup game, with the headline the next day reading:

Super Callie Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious!

my particular favourite, for no apparent reason, was UP YOURS DELORS which was a considered response to new EU proposals. Also the famous GOTCHA which was as equally sensitive.

also, DON'T MENTION THE SCORE when Engerland beat the krauts (soz Harv) 5-1

TEARY HENRY - after the goons yet again failed in the champions league.

Daniel wrote:

also, DON'T MENTION THE SCORE when Engerland beat the krauts (soz Harv) 5-1

No need to apologize - I hate the Germans as much as the next man (my mums alright though )

twiglet wrote:

Daniel wrote:

also, DON'T MENTION THE SCORE when Engerland beat the krauts (soz Harv) 5-1

No need to apologize - I hate the Germans as much as the next man (my mums alright though )

Sorry Harv, last comment reminded me of this,(from life of Brian)
"I hate the romans already, i'm a kyke , a Yid, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian and proud of it"

"PADDY PANTSDOWN"

When the former liberal leader, Paddy Ashdown, got caught with......er.....his pants down, basically!

yes, remember that one. I also loved ''3,2 NONE'' - the headline for the news that Ted Rogers, the host of the classic ITV gameshow ''3,2,1'' had been declared bankrupt...