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Bennycat Gregor Raziak
Number of posts : 473 Age : 55 Registration date : 2007-07-31
| Subject: Benny Cat's Match Report... Mon Sep 10 2007, 16:57 | |
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DannyBoy Edgar Davids
Number of posts : 2596 Registration date : 2007-06-06
| Subject: Re: Benny Cat's Match Report... Mon Sep 10 2007, 17:12 | |
| You are my new hero. | |
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Tottingham Gary Stevens
Number of posts : 1015 Registration date : 2007-06-07
| Subject: Re: Benny Cat's Match Report... Mon Sep 10 2007, 17:15 | |
| No wonder it was such hard work if it took you guys until 8:30pm to stand up and be counted... I was ready to go at 8pm. | |
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spur'don Edgar Davids
Number of posts : 3552 Registration date : 2007-06-07
| Subject: Re: Benny Cat's Match Report... Mon Sep 10 2007, 17:18 | |
| Great match report. Have you sold those guns yet Nick ? | |
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Daniel Founding Father
Number of posts : 3520 Registration date : 2007-06-05
| Subject: Beeny Cats Match Report... Mon Sep 10 2007, 17:47 | |
| Genius stuff
Hilarious and moving at the same time. It's a tour de force par excellence. Another SiHK match reporter is born... | |
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GDG Edgar Davids
Number of posts : 2576 Registration date : 2007-06-06
| Subject: Re: Benny Cat's Match Report... Mon Sep 10 2007, 18:22 | |
| A fantastic effort, BC, looks like you've got yourself a job. | |
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ezza Founding Father
Number of posts : 1702 Registration date : 2007-06-06
| Subject: Re: Benny Cat's Match Report... Mon Sep 10 2007, 18:29 | |
| F**king brilliant BC. Reading through that was just like being there. | |
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GDG Edgar Davids
Number of posts : 2576 Registration date : 2007-06-06
| Subject: Re: Benny Cat's Match Report... Mon Sep 10 2007, 18:33 | |
| Now there's an idea, ezza! | |
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Bennycat Gregor Raziak
Number of posts : 473 Age : 55 Registration date : 2007-07-31
| Subject: Re: Benny Cat's Match Report... Mon Sep 10 2007, 18:44 | |
| Gentlemen, twas a pleasure. Although I feel artistically I am now spent. The guns are still for sale, am thinking abt having an open day at my gaff. There'll be a chance to try out the guns in my firing range which doubles up as a roof garden(I have 4 cats for those who like 'live' targets), mixed in with beer (alcohol and guns, what a good mix). Prices start at 400 bucks, come on down to the ranch ya'll, YEE HAH!!! | |
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James Edgar Davids
Number of posts : 2495 Registration date : 2007-06-06
| Subject: Re: Benny Cat's Match Report... Mon Sep 10 2007, 18:46 | |
| What kind of match report is this? - Quote :
- The pace was quick, quicker than a Columbian hooker out the back door of Fenwicks when there’s a bust.
Before you knew it we were one up, James finding the back of the net as easy as a Mama San finds a drunk sailor to come into her girly bar.
it was played hard, but fair, and like a 10 dollar strumpet with ice and your johnson in her mouth, it sure felt good too.
I’m sure I saw a semi on in most players pants when the ball hit the back of the net. Hilarious stuff! | |
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Number 10 Edgar Davids
Number of posts : 2315 Registration date : 2007-06-08
| Subject: Re: Benny Cat's Match Report... Wed Sep 12 2007, 14:08 | |
| Utter insanity. I challenge anyone who wasn't there to tell us what actually happened in the game using only this match report. Nice one, BC! | |
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edman Merchandiser Supreme
Number of posts : 397 Registration date : 2007-06-30
| Subject: Re: Benny Cat's Match Report... Thu Sep 13 2007, 02:59 | |
| this report is the best, even though only the insider can fully understand what it talk abt. but it is still good fun for others to read. by the way, what kind of english is used in the report? how come i didn't learn that fr my text book! | |
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