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PostSubject: Benny Cat's Match Report...   Benny Cat's Match Report... EmptyMon Sep 10 2007, 16:57

http://www.spursinhongkong.com/SiHKindex.htm
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PostSubject: Re: Benny Cat's Match Report...   Benny Cat's Match Report... EmptyMon Sep 10 2007, 17:12

Shocked






You are my new hero.
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PostSubject: Re: Benny Cat's Match Report...   Benny Cat's Match Report... EmptyMon Sep 10 2007, 17:15

No wonder it was such hard work if it took you guys until 8:30pm to stand up and be counted... I was ready to go at 8pm.
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PostSubject: Re: Benny Cat's Match Report...   Benny Cat's Match Report... EmptyMon Sep 10 2007, 17:18

Great match report.

Have you sold those guns yet Nick ? affraid
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PostSubject: Beeny Cats Match Report...   Benny Cat's Match Report... EmptyMon Sep 10 2007, 17:47

Genius stuff

Hilarious and moving at the same time. It's a tour de force par excellence. Another SiHK match reporter is born...
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PostSubject: Re: Benny Cat's Match Report...   Benny Cat's Match Report... EmptyMon Sep 10 2007, 18:22

A fantastic effort, BC, looks like you've got yourself a job.
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PostSubject: Re: Benny Cat's Match Report...   Benny Cat's Match Report... EmptyMon Sep 10 2007, 18:29

F**king brilliant BC. Reading through that was just like being there.
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PostSubject: Re: Benny Cat's Match Report...   Benny Cat's Match Report... EmptyMon Sep 10 2007, 18:33

Now there's an idea, ezza! Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Benny Cat's Match Report...   Benny Cat's Match Report... EmptyMon Sep 10 2007, 18:44

Gentlemen, twas a pleasure. Although I feel artistically I am now spent. The guns are still for sale, am thinking abt having an open day at my gaff. There'll be a chance to try out the guns in my firing range which doubles up as a roof garden(I have 4 cats for those who like 'live' targets), mixed in with beer (alcohol and guns, what a good mix). Prices start at 400 bucks, come on down to the ranch ya'll, YEE HAH!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Benny Cat's Match Report...   Benny Cat's Match Report... EmptyMon Sep 10 2007, 18:46

What kind of match report is this?

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The pace was quick, quicker than a Columbian hooker out the back door of Fenwicks when there’s a bust.

Before you knew it we were one up, James finding the back of the net as easy as a Mama San finds a drunk sailor to come into her girly bar.

it was played hard, but fair, and like a 10 dollar strumpet with ice and your johnson in her mouth, it sure felt good too.

I’m sure I saw a semi on in most players pants when the ball hit the back of the net.











Hilarious stuff! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Benny Cat's Match Report...   Benny Cat's Match Report... EmptyWed Sep 12 2007, 14:08

Utter insanity. I challenge anyone who wasn't there to tell us what actually happened in the game using only this match report. Smile

Nice one, BC! cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Benny Cat's Match Report...   Benny Cat's Match Report... EmptyThu Sep 13 2007, 02:59

this report is the best, even though only the insider can fully understand what it talk abt. but it is still good fun for others to read.

by the way, what kind of english is used in the report? how come i didn't learn that fr my text book! Benny Cat's Match Report... 815316
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