DARTS

Does any of youse lot play?
I have a darts team that for next season is looking for new players, every game must have 6 players at least turn up. We currently have 7 turn up all the time, but it's not gauranteed. Tonight I played my last game of the season as the bar will be open next week (take note Spur'don) and we won 10-0, I got a check out of 148 (treble 20, treble 16, double top).

Don't mean to boast, but fcuk it, I was Berba with 'arrows.

Can anyone play? The new season starts in August/September, we play every Thursday (handy for going to see the Uefa Cup games aftwerwards) unless we get promoted this season in which case it'll be Wednesdays.

Mate, I'm starting to resemble Jocky Wilson, but I'm no good with the arrows. sorry

I used to throw a mean dart many years ago, but haven't played in ages. Still have my arrows though and they might even have Spurs flights in them. I definitely couldn't commit to every week anyway, so I guess I'll have to pass.

You don't need to commit every week, you just let us know a week before if you are available for the next week. It has to be seen to be believed some f the boozers we play in.

You sell it well, have you considered a career in marketing?