Pub Quizzical 30/04/08

For the record of those who have not yet heard:

SiHKQT fielded a 'strong' (ahem) team of 6 players and had the audacity to spurn Dannyboy into the youth team. Obviously I was also missing due to football commitments. The Shameful Six lined up as follows: John 'I'm older so I know more' Ozspur, Benny 'What not pop music or pants?' Cat, Daniel 'hey look I was allowed out tonight' Huddlestone, Louby 'what do you mean I have to answer some questions!' Lou, Janek 'I went to Oxford, don't you know, Rah Rah Rah' Golaszewski and Jez 'spurred off' Butts.

This shambles of a cobbled together team managed to score a pitiful three points in one round and finish behind 'Danny and the 12 year olds' in a disgraceful 2nd last place.

Danny and Number 10 are selected for next week. Trials commence to fill the remaining spots with the six aforementioned losers dropped to the reserves and expected to buck their ideas up and fight for re-selection.

An absolute shambles.

Bennycat wrote:

Still, at least I made Daniel my war bitch. Where are you? I think your knob drawings were the best thing you did all night, you Maltese twat.

As Sun Tzu wrote: ''All great leaders will lose concentration if the beast that responds to the name Jezza happens to sit next to them and starts rabbiting on about BBQ's and soapy massages...''

We ran out of time but you will afford me a rematch as you are so confident in your abilities non?

Daniel wrote:

Bennycat wrote:

Still, at least I made Daniel my war bitch. Where are you? I think your knob drawings were the best thing you did all night, you Maltese twat.

As Sun Tzu wrote: ''All great leaders will lose concentration if the beast that responds to the name Jezza happens to sit next to them and starts rabbiting on about BBQ's and soapy massages...''

We ran out of time but you will afford me a rematch as you are so confident in your abilities non?

Daniel was busy trying to draw the perfect penis !

It had a disturbing influence on the team.

I think the problem was concentration. We were pissing around too much. GROW UP.

Number 10 wrote:

Danny and Number 10 are selected for next week. Trials commence to fill the remaining spots with the six aforementioned losers dropped to the reserves and expected to buck their ideas up and fight for re-selection.

Just spoken to my boss about the agenda for next week sales meeting. He said speak to James Bell. He's in charge.

Wife phoned to ask what we're doing tonight. I said phone James Bell. He's in charge.

Apparently the Bank of England is waiting for James Bell to make a decision on whether to follow the Fed Reserve in cutting interest rates. He's in charge.

James Bell has taken over the world.

It was amusing in the pub to hear Number 10 spend 5 minutes thinking about the answers to each quiz question and then still only getting about half of them correct...

Janek wrote:

It was amusing in the pub to hear Number 10 spend 5 minutes thinking about the answers to each quiz question and then still only getting about half of them correct...

5 minutes per question. Gee, we'd still be on round 5 if we had that sort of luxury.

Hilarious.

At least Dan has the humility to admit you all f**ked up.

You guys asked me about 7 of the questions that you got wrong 'cos they were impossible', and I got 4 of them right. didn't realise that was the quickfire round - oh no, wait a minute, it wasn't!


Jez, too right, I'm taking over. This is a coup. As I said at the time: Rubicon! I am Caesar. You are the dying Republic!

Bring it on Daniel, same time, same place?

bring it