"Aero Antics" with Biggles Butts

Biggles,

In April my wife is flying from Cairo to HK on Emirates and then later from HK to London on Air New Zealand. She will then travel to Lisbon to spend time with my parents.

Do you have any recommendations about where she should sit and the services provided by these airlines? Also, do you want her to collect any souvenirs, like drinks mats or flight socks, to add to your collection?

I remain, Sir, your humble servant,

El Portugeezer

To ensure she has maximum comfort and space I suggest she doesn't fly next to her husband who is probably one of those annoying passengers who encroaches on other peoples seat.

Air New Zealand stock a fantastic collection of duty free items so if she'd like to bring back a bottle of single malt scotch whisky distilled in the Speyside region of N.E. Scotland it would be most welcome. Ask her champagne guzzling rich lawyer husband to pay on his account !

Quality!

Any time you'd like to bring me a bottle of Single Malt, Portugeezer, let me know, mate!

King Robert whisky for Spur'd On and No 10

Bottle of 18 yr old Macallan for Janek

Janek wrote:

King Robert whisky for Spur'd On and No 10

Bottle of 18 yr old Macallan for Janek

The 18-rs old Macallan sounds good, if a ctouc exrtavagant.

I shalll settle for anything 10-18 years, Single Malt, and Saucy!

For a minute there I was very worried about you #10

and then I re-read the post.

Phew

DannyBoy wrote:

For a minute there I was very worried about you #10

and then I re-read the post.

Phew

haha. Ohhhhhh, sit down......

Ah, I see what you did there.

You did?

You and your filthy mind, Vlad!

Air New Zealand website is rubbish ! Trying to check flight schedules for UK trip in May. Damn thing keeps jamming !!

spur'don wrote:

Air New Zealand website is rubbish ! Trying to check flight schedules for UK trip in May. Damn thing keeps jamming !!

Yes, apparently the site is run by Bob Marley....

...and I hope you like jammin' too....

Janek wrote:

spur'don wrote:

Air New Zealand website is rubbish ! Trying to check flight schedules for UK trip in May. Damn thing keeps jamming !!

Yes, apparently the site is run by Bob Marley....

...and I hope you like jammin' too....

Very droll, Janek - love it

http://startelegram.typepad.com/sky_talk/2008/03/woman-files -law.html

March 14, 2008
Woman files lawsuit against AMR because passenger next to her masturbated while she slept
A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging employees on a flight to Los Angeles from Dallas/Fort Worth Airport failed to protect her while she slept from another passenger who masturbated to her and ejaculated in her hair, according to a lawsuit she filed last week in Tarrant County.
The Harris County woman alleges employees knew of the risks associated with failing to “police the passengers to ensure that passengers do not hurt one another,” the suit states.
Airline officials did not return calls seeking comment. In a statement to a Houston television station last year, a spokesman said the company regretted the incident, but the flight crew took appropriate action.
The woman and her lawyer could not be reached for comment. The Star-Telegram does not identify victims of sexual crimes.
Destined for a Spring Break visit with family and friends March 19, the woman flew from Houston to DFW Airport and had settled into her seat for the last leg of flight 2074 to Los Angeles about 11 p.m., the suit states. The woman slept most of the flight, but awoke about 20 minutes before landing when the pilot announced the plane was on descent into Los Angeles. When the woman opened her eyes, she saw that an unknown man had moved into the seat next to her and was staring at her as he masturbated, the suit states.
The woman turned toward the window in embarrassment and in an act of nervousness began to run her fingers through her hair where she noticed “a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair,” the suit states.
The woman began to cry and tried to get the attention of a flight attendant, but was unsuccessful, the suit states. Finally a passenger in the row in front of the woman comforted her and verified the semen in her hair, the suit states.
When the plane landed, employee called airport police and the man was arrested.
The suit alleges that the during the investigation, American Airlines employees told police they witnessed the man move from his assigned seat into the row where the woman was sleeping.
The woman is seeking punitive damages and a jury trial.

What's the problem with having a quick crank on an airplane? If you've gotta get rid of your dirty water then there's no better place than a woman's hair, right? Or is that just me?

ezza wrote:

What's the problem with having a quick crank on an airplane? If you've gotta get rid of your dirty water then there's no better place than a woman's hair, right? Or is that just me?

Well we've all done it...right? ...