The Spurs are back in town!

To the tune of "The boys are back in town" by Thin Lizzy:

Guess who just got back today?
Those Tottenham boys who’ve been away.
Jermaine, Dimi and Didier
And that run from Jenas was just crazy!

It looks like they’ve turned it around
The fans they are cheering all over the ground,
From the Wigan supporters there’s hardly a sound
3-0 at half time is just crazy!

The Spurs are back in town,
The Spurs are back in town,
I said,
The Spurs are back in town
The Spurs are back in town etc

You know that dope Bramble he’s losing the plot
He plays football like a 50 year old drunken sot,
Man he’s so dumb he trips over the penalty spot
I mean he’s just dreaming.

“The sulk” Berba he keeps making space
For Lennon and Jenas to use their great pace,
And Keano’s all over the place,
If Wigan don’t wanna know, all the better!

Chorus

Sunday night, they’re sensing a kill,
Putting Wigan through the mill,
Now we’re winning again it’s such a thrill
And if the boys wanna have fun, you’d better let ‘em.

The Park Lane stand’s blasting out my favourite song,
The Paxton boys are singing, they’re a happy throng.
The whole of White Hart Lane’s a happy throng
Now that the boys are here again.

Chorus

Spread the word around
The Spurs are back in town.

GDG wrote:

To the tune of "The boys are back in town" by Thin Lizzy:

Guess who just got back today?
Those Tottenham boys who’ve been away.
Jermaine, Dimi and Didier
And that run from Jenas was just crazy!

It looks like they’ve turned it around
The fans they are cheering all over the ground,
From the Wigan supporters there’s hardly a sound
3-0 at half time is just crazy!

The Spurs are back in town,
The Spurs are back in town,
I said,
The Spurs are back in town
The Spurs are back in town etc

You know that dope Bramble he’s losing the plot
He plays football like a 50 year old drunken sot,
Man he’s so dumb he trips over the penalty spot
I mean he’s just dreaming.

“The sulk” Berba he keeps making space
For Lennon and Jenas to use their great pace,
And Keano’s all over the place,
If Wigan don’t wanna know, all the better!

Chorus

Sunday night, they’re sensing a kill,
Putting Wigan through the mill,
Now we’re winning again it’s such a thrill
And if the boys wanna have fun, you’d better let ‘em.

The Park Lane stand’s blasting out my favourite song,
The Paxton boys are singing, they’re a happy throng.
The whole of White Hart Lane’s a happy throng
Now that the boys are here again.

Chorus

Spread the word around
The Spurs are back in town.

very clever

Written in 15 minutes at half time, I have a rather sad attraction to rhyme.

Too much time on your hands?

Just joking, GDG, a sterling effort, sir!

bloody hell thats scarey

So do you play any instruments too?

i heard he plays the skin flute

Daniel wrote:

i heard he plays the skin flute

Horrific....mental...image

Scarring.... for...life

Daniel wrote:

i heard he plays the skin flute

would that be the wind or brass section?

twiglet wrote:

Daniel wrote:

i heard he plays the skin flute

would that be the wind or brass section?

Surely its woodwind?

Thanks for spamming my thread, I've a good mind to infract the lot of you. Oh, wrong site. Daniel! Sort out the infraction settings for naughty members (phnaar phnaar).

Daniel started it!

That was kinda the point, but hey......

any naughty memebers will be shouted at by Number 10. It's the only way.

GDG and Gazza, both midfield maestro with silky skills and....

Spoiler:

... and both fat bastards!

Daniel wrote:

any naughty memebers will be shouted at by Number 10. It's the only way.

Being shouted at is good for you. Especially if you are an innocent TV screen showing a football match.