Sing a song of sixpence....

Sing a song of Chelsea, and how they lost the cup.
They took the game to penalties, then Terry fucked it up.
The team all looked like Avram, the players were so glum,
But me I haven't laughed so much since Lampard lost his mum!!

Last line is very harsh LoubyLou.

Naughty LoubyLou, go and stand in the corner, face the wall and think about what you've done.

I wouldn't turn your back on Janek!!!

Yes, was very funny up until the last line.

I won't be using that song.

maybe we could change the last line to since lampard took it up the bum?

Chris wrote:

maybe we could change the last line to since lampard took it up the bum?

That works okay.

Sing a song of Chelsea, and how they lost the cup.
They took the game to penalties, then Terry fucked it up.
They took one last look at Avram, Toady from Wind in the Willows,
Before Roman tossed him on the compost heap, left to decompose.

Tottingham wrote:

Sing a song of Chelsea, and how they lost the cup.
They took the game to penalties, then Terry fucked it up.
They took one last look at Avram, Toady from Wind in the Willows,
Before Roman tossed him on the compost heap, left to decompose.

poor

oo oo how's this

Sing a song of Chelsea, and how they lost the cup.
They took the game to penalties, then Terry fucked it up.
as much as it pleased me, to watch that muppet cry
as far as i'm concerned they can all fuck off and die

works for me chris, bloody Chavs...........them I mean, not you.

Sing a song of Chelsea, and how they lost the cup.
They took the game to penalties, then Terry fucked it up.
The team all looked like Avram, the players were so glum,
But me I haven't laughed so much since Tottenham beat the scum.....



sorry peeps

or

Sing a song of Chelsea, and how they lost the cup.
They took the game to penalties, then Terry fucked it up.
The team all looked like Avram, the players were so glum,
But me I haven't laughed so much since we beat the scum 5-1

We wish you a Terry Pen Miss
We wish you a Terry Pen Miss
We wish you a Terry Pen Miss
And a slip on your rear!

Enter The Pitbull wrote:

We wish you a Terry Pen Miss
We wish you a Terry Pen Miss
We wish you a Terry Pen Miss
And a slip on your rear!

Pen Miss...

will slipping at the crucial moment and fluffing a penalty be forever known as doing a terry?

to the tune of She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain...

Oh the KGB are knocking on his door
cause he stole all his money from the poor
when the kremlins get his number
Chelsea's going under
oh the KGB are knocking on his door.

Chris wrote:

will slipping at the crucial moment and fluffing a penalty be forever known as doing a terry?

to be fair, beckham also slipped against Turkey

James wrote:

Chris wrote:

will slipping at the crucial moment and fluffing a penalty be forever known as doing a terry?

to be fair, beckham also slipped against Turkey

Who wants to be fair?