Song for Bent

Especially for Hairy:

To the tune of Lily the Pink:

We sent, we sent, we sent
Comolli for Bent, for Bent for Bent
He said "West Ham can keep their money.
Coz I am going to Tottenham Hotspur
To write my chapter in history!"

Not bad for a two minute brainstorm, I expect everyone to have learned the words for the Sunderland game.

How are you doing? I'll be testing people next Saturday.

Oh no.

Good 1st effort GDG... this could lead to something.. .

erm, Lily the Pink?

Number 10 wrote:

erm, Lily the Pink?

Glad you asked !

I'll sing it to you next Saturday, you'll love it. You lads are SOOOOO young.

We'll drink a drink a drink to
Lily the pink a pink a pink
The saviour of the human race
For she invented medicinal compound
Most efficacious in every case

Mr Frears had sticky out ears
And it made him awful shy
And so they give him medicinal compound
And now he's learning how to fly

Brother Tony was notably bony
He would never eat his meals
And so they give him medicinal compound
Now they move him round on wheels

We'll drink a drink a drink to
Lily the pink a pink a pink
The saviour of the human race
For she invented medicinal compound
Most efficacious in every case

Well Ebeneezer thought he was Juilius Ceasar
And so they put him in a home
Where they give him medicinal compound
And now his emperor of Rome

Johnny hammer had a terrible stammer
He could hardly say a word
And so they give him medicinal compound
And now his seen and never heard

We'll drink a drink a drink to
Lily the pink a pink a pink
The saviour of the human race
For she invented medicinal compound
Most efficacious in every case

Auntie Milly ran willy-nilly
When her legs they did recede
And so they hooked on medicinal compound
Now they call her Millipede

Jenifer Eccles had terrible freckles
And the boys all call her names
But she changed with medinical compound
And now he joins in all their games

We'll drink a drink a drink to
Lily the pink a pink a pink
The saviour of the human race
For she invented medicinal compound
Most efficacious in every case

Lily the pink she turned to drink she
Filled up with parafin inside
And dispite her medicinal compound
Sadly pickalily died

Up to heaven her soul ascended
For the church bells they did ring
She took with her medicinal compound
Hark the herald angels sing

LILY THE PINK - 11/12/1968
4 weeks at #1 - 24 weeks on chart.

GDG - How old are ya ?!?!

just got my mrs to sing her first THFC song!

How did it sound? I think it's got legs, if we can get 50 people singing it in Delaney's it will rock. And for the record, I'm 45.

not sure this one is gonna catch on, mate.

Still, I'll wait til you give us a rousing rendition next time we're out and then reserve judgement til then

sounds alright gdg - although OH WHEN THE SPURS, is so much easier to remember esp after a few pints.

Jeeez GDG i thought i was an old fart

Jeeez GDG i thought i was an old fart

You obviously are - you're posting the same message twice!