Boys Toys For Sale

For Sale....2 gas powered bb pistols and 1 gas powered bb machine gun (the result of a 'discussion' between me and the mrs). Loads of fun and can be used in doors to take out JJ when ever he tries to take the pitch. I have some targets but using fruit/coke cans is much more fun. Only on sale to those over 18. They look very realistic so please don't go strolling down the street with them. Excellent condition, the machine gun (HK MP5) is the most fun you can have with clothes on. You will pull silly macho poses when you get your hands on these bad boys (does this sound homo-erotic enough yet?). Cheers, BC (just waiting for the abuse to follow..)

It's a good job you got married, you have far too much money and too many ridiculous boys toys. Did your better half have ANY idea of the project she was taking on when she met you?

It seems not, but fair do's to her, she has let me keep stuff other than the dalek, but which legally I cannot talk about on the internet

Hey BC, bring those bad boys down to Delaneys tomorrow night. It may relieve the tension and lighten the mood

If we lose I'm going to use one Kurt Cobain style

I can just see it now, Genius runs around somewhat akin to a headless chicken, the veins in my forehead pulse, a red mist descends, the voices in my head start to chant louder and louder, I reach into my blue and white spurs pants and pull out a piece yelling, ' "I'm as mad as hell,
and I'm not going to take this anymore!!". I thrust my right arm out and start pumping the screen full of BBs whilst tears run down my face, "No more JJ, no more left wing problem, no more sadness, no more sadness...." I scream as people duck under the tables. My ire spent, I place the barrel in my mouth and slowly pull the trigger. GDG shouts" No!" and tries to stop me but he gets stuck between two chairs. My body collapses into a chair. Silence. Then Daniel shouts, "And number one is Robbie Keane...". Somehow I knew it would end like this.

Bennycat wrote:

I can just see it now, Genius runs around somewhat akin to a headless chicken, the veins in my forehead pulse, a red mist descends, the voices in my head start to chant louder and louder, I reach into my blue and white spurs pants and pull out a piece yelling, ' "I'm as mad as hell,
and I'm not going to take this anymore!!". I thrust my right arm out and start pumping the screen full of BBs whilst tears run down my face, "No more JJ, no more left wing problem, no more sadness, no more sadness...." I scream as people duck under the tables. My ire spent, I place the barrel in my mouth and slowly pull the trigger. GDG shouts" No!" and tries to stop me but he gets stuck between two chairs. My body collapses into a chair. Silence. Then Daniel shouts, "And number one is Robbie Keane...". Somehow I knew it would end like this.

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA....funniest post in a long time.

I thank you, going home now to polish said items and take photo with pants accompanying them.

Barking mad, but made me chuckle.

Sure you're not gonna hold them guns up in one hand, other hand holding nostrils, screaming "EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE"??

Don't encourage him!

Here you go my lovelies, feast your eyes on this!

haha...it's all a bit

What you gonna hold the machine gun with? Could make a movie outta that pic "Gun (on) Cock and Two LedKing Barrels"

If someone went on a gun rampage every time Spurs lost the World's population problems would soon be over. It's for this very reason they delayed introducing a football league in America; supporters with guns, bad combination.

Bennycat wrote:

For Sale....2 gas powered bb pistols and 1 gas powered bb machine gun (the result of a 'discussion' between me and the mrs). Loads of fun and can be used in doors to take out JJ when ever he tries to take the pitch. I have some targets but using fruit/coke cans is much more fun. Only on sale to those over 18. They look very realistic so please don't go strolling down the street with them. Excellent condition, the machine gun (HK MP5) is the most fun you can have with clothes on. You will pull silly macho poses when you get your hands on these bad boys (does this sound homo-erotic enough yet?). Cheers, BC (just waiting for the abuse to follow..)

Your neighbours are destined to appear on TV - " Benny was such a lovely fella, always kind and helpful. We had no idea what he was planning.....it's come as a complete shock to the whole community ".

spur'don wrote:

Bennycat wrote:

For Sale....2 gas powered bb pistols and 1 gas powered bb machine gun (the result of a 'discussion' between me and the mrs). Loads of fun and can be used in doors to take out JJ when ever he tries to take the pitch. I have some targets but using fruit/coke cans is much more fun. Only on sale to those over 18. They look very realistic so please don't go strolling down the street with them. Excellent condition, the machine gun (HK MP5) is the most fun you can have with clothes on. You will pull silly macho poses when you get your hands on these bad boys (does this sound homo-erotic enough yet?). Cheers, BC (just waiting for the abuse to follow..)

Your neighbours are destined to appear on TV - " Benny was such a lovely fella, always kind and helpful. We had no idea what he was planning.....it's come as a complete shock to the whole community ".

Or......

'it doesn't suprise me, the man was an out an out lunatic - if this was gonna happen, your money always would've been on him - accident waiting to happen'

??

I've been watching too much Sky News !