For Sale

For Sale:

1991 FA Cup final Tottenham shirt, as worn by Bennycat in the match agaisnt Sam's SOldiers on 8 September 2007. This shirt has not been washed and therefore contains the blood, sweat and beers from Bennycat's sterling performance in defence.

As an additional point of historical interest, it was also the top that Bennycat wore the night he bowed to peer pressure, stayed out and had 3 beers while Mrs Bennycat was literally holding the baby. Bennycat followed Sam's plaintive plea to "ORDER HER!" that he was staying out. This is an important point as these events are unlikely ever to be repeated again following the reaction of Mrs Bennycat on Bennycat's return to his lair.

I will accept HKD 10,000 or the nearest offer.

Be warned that the top is going to be washed tomorrow so it will drop in value to HKD 20 without Bennycat's blood, sweat and beers.

I wonder how much I could get for the trousers he lent me last time I played? How did I get his trousers? Don't ask.

What about the legendary Bennycat's Argentina / Lazio pants? Does it go with the kit?

Just read Janeks post to the mrs, she laughed! I might have chance of seeing us do the vermin after all. Hoozaahh!!

The plan worked - mooo ha ha ha ha!

Janek wrote:

. Bennycat followed Sam's plaintive plea to "ORDER HER!" that he was staying out.

I have new respect for Sam. That was a man talking and Benny Cat listened...

Daniel wrote:

Janek wrote:

. Bennycat followed Sam's plaintive plea to "ORDER HER!" that he was staying out.

I have new respect for Sam. That was a man talking and Benny Cat listened...

Everybody had fun:beer1: , the three beer nearly killed me:lout: 10 men celebrated and sang in Derby

Sam, if you thought that was good just wait till Saturday!!